OK, so the TIVO installers finally came today. Master and i did a quick sweep of porn/toys/etc right in the general vicinity of the t.v. - we have a shelf full of dildos and toys on display over the t.v. and while i am not ashamed of my sexuality:
A - why freak out visitors to the house?
B - why risk damage to toys? (especially the pyrex)
C - as a woman alone in the house, why give the wrong impression?
So, the installers are nice when they get here but are kind of weird as they are leaving. i thought maybe the Tom of Finland pictures freaked them out. Nope, on top of the t.v. is sitting a dusty purple jelly dong that must have fallen behind the dresser. Crap! i am suddenly seized by a fit of the giggles. i'm glad i tipped them when they were leaving. Can you imagine their face as they picked it up and went "what the...? eeewwww!"
1 comment:
That's just too funny! *giggling
Respectfully,
~ pug
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